I just hit me the other day that "oh yeah, I have a user on DA". I'm not on here much, you might tell because of the aching in your chest and the crying you do at night.
I'm not dead or anything, just to make that clear. It's just that my art is usually created out of boredom or plain misery and I don't have any of that any more. In fact I'm so happy that I sometimes get nauseous. And, I don't really get bored because I'm busy being happy. It's a fulltime job, I just sit around and grin like a moron.

I'm in love, so the real world is a little more fun than this one right now. Also because the real world has booze, my not so secret lover. In fact we have threesomes with him.

So basically I'm not here because I'm an alcoholic in love with another alcoholic whichs means I'm usually too wasted to do art.

I'm drunk on life, love and booze and I tend to stay that way for a while so you can keep on crying. I'm not leaving DA or anything. Who knows, one day maybe I'll sober up. I'm just not gonna be here a lot.

But do miss me.